I'm sorry to spoil your alliteration, but in addition to this not being secrets, it isn't speed either (yet), as the second paragraph makes clear. So (as the HN guidelines ask) we changed the title to a phrase from the article that seems more accurate and neutral.
I disagree with the characterization as "baity", as I never write with any intent to attract links. However, your site, your rules, and I don't care what title you use here.