"Cave Johnson here. I think we found something that will help us stick it to those blowhards at Black Mesa. Turns out there's a natural portal phenomenon connecting the magnetic fields of the earth and the sun. The lab boys are still trying to figure out the properties of this thing, see how it can be exploited for science, so we need volunteers. All test subjects who want to go on an all-expense-paid trip to the surface of the sun please meet in Testing Annex 5B and await further instructions. There's $60 in it for you if you make it back alive!"
> " All test subjects who want to go on an all-expense-paid trip to the surface of the sun please meet in Testing Annex 5B and await further instructions. There's $60 in it for you if you make it back alive!"
And don't worry, it's winter so the sun's not very hot right now.
