If I were hiring, you would qualify. Under the sole condition that, whenever you were to speak, you would use that language form.

Same, and would take great delight in letting him loose with it on "certain" clients :D

Same here.

To the most magnificent and exulted poster,

What mayhaps be a most terrifying thing, as that I speak as doth say on a regular regimen. I am a member of the court of the SCA(Society for Creative Anachronism), and it takes me great pleasure to admit as such, milord.